Thursday, May 17, 2007

THE BEST OFFER SINCE WE TOOK SEVILLE AT 7/1

BLOWING OUR OWN TRUMPET

We don't like to blow our own trumpet here at the blog, not least because we neither own nor play one, but a little over a few months ago we advised Seville at 7/1 to win the UEFA Cup after they rested some players for a first leg and went behind, last night they did the business (all be it on penalties) and returned a nice little profit. Don't thank us though but feel free to contribute to the trumpet if you want to.

I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY,LUCKY,LUCKY

Though this series has more promise than a husband before the wedding, it'll probably end up like the wedding, a massive disappointment. Punters and pundits alike seem to think England will walk this one and judging by the mess the West indies are in it's hard to oppose, but it desn't exactly encourage you to get onside with the predictions. England are very much like Jodie Marsh a lot up front, but not much behind. These two themes tie in nicely with the news MTV are launching a search to find Jodie a new husband, this is the perfect opportunity, and some lucky fellowers, like the out of sorts England cricket team, will not believe their luck. For those who want to try their hand, at the betting, rather than the marriage thing, you could do worse than some small stakes on top batsman. Chanderpaul at 4.0 could be worth small stakes to be top West Indian batsman in a weak line up, Harmison and Hoggard can both be backed at 3.25 to be top England bowler in Flintoff's absence.

PIRATES OF THE RIVER AVON

It's believed Hollywood producers are struggling to convince Depp, Bloom and Knightely that they would be best served to make a fourth film set in the river avon as they attempt to negotiate the dangers of Bristol, the traffic,the bridge and the under achieving football clubs, that could be all set to change. Bristol City got promotion and Bristol Rovers are going well, those of you already on our recommendation of Bristol Rovers to win the playoffs could do well to add to this with a stake on Lambert a 4.1 to be anytime scorer, care of extrabet. The Bristol club, like a celebrity hunted by a tabloid journalist are prepared to attack away from home and the Lincoln defence is about as steady as Johnny Depp's accent, the result, an over-rated trilogy oh and Bristol to progress to the final.

MUGS BET OF THE DAY
Big Brother to organise a foreign exchange programme (with another reality TV show) (3/1)
Exactly four housemates to be evicted in one night (not including the last eviction) (8/1)
Big Brother to give the housemates a Parrot (10/1)

I don't know who are the biggest mugs on this, Paddy Power for offering Endemol makers free money, Punters who back a maket more rigged than WWE wrestling or those of us who watch it.

In the meanwhile I'm out of here quicker than Jose Mourinho on receipt of a phone call about his dog see you all tommorrow, well not in a physical sense,unless I have stalkers.

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